Janet’s moistness is legendary and anyone who has had an encounter with Miss Jackson has surely ended up in need of a towel. She’s made a career out of sharing every single aspect of her bodily secretions through song yet, despite her unnecessary candour, there are a number of things she has failed to share. So direct from Janet’s feedbag, here are a few secrets you may not know:- Janet's next tour will be a series of lectures about the joys of having your period.
- For a bit of extra cash, Janet provides the moistness for KFC moist towelettes.
- By 2010, Janet's albums will only contain interludes.
- Janet was somewhat disappointed to discover that Wet'n'Wild was just a theme park containing water slides.
- During one of her fat periods, Janet was mistaken for a couch by her sister La Toya.
- For a bit fun, Janet likes to make her own home-made lube which she sells at craft markets.
- Janet is personally responsible for making millions of people never want to have sex again.
- Janet refers to her period as her J-Flow.
- Some of Janet's favourite words include damp, squirt, splash, drip, soak, spray, dribble, puddle, sweat, slobber, sprinkle, splatter and slop.
To wet your appetite further, visit Janet at her WEBSITE
3 comments:
Literally Amazing. I had no idea.
And OMGLAWLZLOLOLOL UR FIRST COMMENT LIKE SRSLY.
Wow. This is hilarious, I have to share this with my friends. I love Moist. :)
Let Janet know I have some left over cups from my party if she'd like to use.
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